“Crackers, Chutney & Chaos” – Why No Cheese Board Should Be Without These

Let’s be honest: cheese might be the main event, but the real magic happens with the supporting cast. Because even the best cheddar needs a wingman.

That’s where our Silly Cow accompaniments come in- bold, buttery biscuits and cheeky chutneys made to match our most outrageous truckles. Together? They’re a full-blown flavour party.

🧂 First Up: The Biscuits

Crisp. Crunchy. Made for cheese loading.

Our water biscuits and oatcakes aren’t just a base — they’re part of the experience. Whether you’re keeping it classic or reaching for something with a chilli kick or sesame twist, these beauties are built to hold up under pressure (and under a mountain of cheese).

• Classic Water Biscuits – Clean, crisp, and always welcome.

• Butter Water Biscuits – A little richer. A little fancier.

• Chilli or Sesame Variants – For those who like a bit of sass with their snack.

• Salt & Pepper Oatcakes – Rustic, hearty, and secretly everyone’s favourite.

🧅 Enter the Chutneys & Jams

Sweet, savoury, and sometimes spicy — our chutneys and chilli jams are the perfect plus-one to your cheese obsession.

Crafted in small batches and big on flavour, they turn even a simple bite into something worth talking about (and posting about, if we’re being honest).

• Caramelised Onion Chutney – A cheeseboard essential. Sticky, rich, and dangerously good.

• Scotch Bonnet Chilli Jam – Sweet heat with serious kick.

• Farmers Relish, Ale Chutney, Sun-Dried Tomato & Garlic... you get the idea. There’s a jar for every mood and every mouthful.

🧀 Built for Cheeseboards (and Cheeky Snacks)

Whether you’re dressing up a full grazing table or just going rogue with crackers and chutney on the sofa, our accompaniments add crunch, contrast, and a whole lot of character.

They’re also perfect for:

• Pairing in hampers and picnic kits

• Gifting with a couple of truckles

• Pretending you’re hosting a dinner party when really it’s just you and the dog

🤍 Why You’ll Want the Whole Set

• 🧀 They bring out the best in your cheese

• 🎁 They make every gift set feel more complete

• 🥖 They’re good enough to eat on their own (yes, we’ve done it)

• 📸 They make your cheeseboards look seriously good

Final Scoop

Cheese may be the headliner, but chutneys and crackers are the backstage legends. And trust us—once you’ve had the full Silly Cow setup, you’ll never go back to boring biscuits or bland condiments again.

Snack smarter. Dip deeper. Get a little bit silly.