Looking for a cheese wholesaler that helps your shelves stand out for all the right reasons? At Silly Cow, we're UK wholesale cheese suppliers specialising in bold, flavour-packed cheeses that combine quality craftsmanship with a playful twist, from rich, mature classics to adventurous flavour combinations you won't find anywhere else.
Every Silly Cow product is built with retailers in mind: distinctive flavours, strong shelf appeal and the kind of personality that gets customers talking. We work closely with farm shops, delis and independent retailers across the UK to provide a range that tastes great and sells even better.
Because at Silly Cow, we believe great cheese should never be boring.
Seriously Silly Flavours
Why Become a Silly Cow Stockist?
- Formats that stand out: from waxed truckles to selection wheels and curated gift ranges, our products are designed to catch the eye, spark curiosity and give your customers something genuinely new to discover.
- A range that works together: cheeses, chutneys, biscuits and gifting are all designed to complement each other, making it easy to build a cheese offering your customers will love, with healthy margins for your business.
- Genuinely different flavours: Truffle Cheddar, Charcoal Cheddar, Wasabi, Scotch Bonnet, Carolina Reaper, alongside crowd-pleasing classics. Something for every customer, from the classy lot to the fiery bunch.
- A brand with personality: each cheese is named after one of our herd (Daisy, Bessie, Bully and friends), with playful, memorable branding that sparks curiosity at the counter.
- Reliable supply. Whether you're refreshing your range or introducing something new, we make it easy to build an engaging cheese offering that keeps customers coming back.
OUR WHOLESALE CHEESE RANGE
200g Waxed Cheese TRuckles
Our mighty little truckles may be small in size, but they deliver big flavour and standout shelf appeal. Each 200g cheese truckle is sealed in wax to lock in flavour, crafted on a quality cheddar base with handpicked ingredients. It's the perfect farm shop size, ideal for deli counters, retail displays, gifting and treating yourself.
The herd includes 15 characterful flavours, from Vintage Cheddar (Gurty), Smokey Cheddar (Angus) and Cheddar with Herbs & Garlic (Daisy) to Truffle Cheddar (Speckle), Charcoal Cheddar (Shadow) and, for those brave enough, Carolina Reaper (Bully), Wasabi Cheddar (Penny) and Scotch Bonnet Chilli Cheddar (Rosie).
Cheese Wheels & Rounds
A great wheel of cheese does more than taste good: it draws people in and adds theatre to any retail or deli counter. Our cheese wheels and rounds offer playful, space-efficient formats with serious visual appeal.
The range includes:
- The Full Moon Selection Wheel (800g): our show-stopping centrepiece. Inspired by the night sky, it brings together 8 individually portioned segments, from Vintage Cheddar and Smokey Cheddar to Red Leicester with Lime, Chilli & Garlic and the bold Hot Mexican.
- Half Moon Selection Wheels (400g): two complementary compact wheels: the Classic Selection with smooth favourites like Vintage Cheddar and Cheddar with Caramelised Onion, and the Heat Selection with Hot Mexican, Wasabi, Scotch Bonnet and Carolina Reaper. Are your customers classic, or do they bring the heat?
- 1kg Cheese Rounds: generous formats for retailers who want to offer more of what customers love.
Cheese Accompaniments
Every great cheese deserves great company. Our accompaniments are designed to complement the Silly Cow range, helping you build an attractive, complete cheeseboard offering that customers can mix, match and enjoy.
The range includes:
- Chutneys & Jams: sweet, spicy, sticky and full of character. Our chutneys for cheese, including Caramelised Onion, Ale Chutney, Farmer's Relish and Scotch Bonnet Chilli Jam, are ideal for retail displays, hampers and deli counters.
- Crackers, Biscuits & Oatcakes: crisp, crumbly and perfectly paired with cheese. From Butter and Classic Water Biscuits to Salt & Pepper Oatcakes and Chilli Water Biscuits, our crackers for cheese provide the ideal balance of flavour and crunch.
Cheese Hampers & Gift Sets
Gifting made easy. Each hamper is carefully curated to combine Silly Cow cheeses with complementary biscuits, chutneys and accompaniments, all beautifully presented and ready for your shelves. A gift customers remember, and come back for.
Our gifting range includes:
- Cheese hampers: curated selections of truckles, biscuits and accompaniments, from smooth classics to bold and fiery flavour profiles
- Cheese and wine hampers: Silly Cow cheeses paired with carefully selected complementary wines, in beautifully presented gift boxes
- Cheese and chutney hampers: our characterful truckles matched with the chutneys and jams made to go with them
- Cheese and beer hampers: the perfect pairing for customers who'd rather raise a pint than a glass
Ideal for gifting, seasonal promotions and everyday indulgence, the range makes it easy for customers to discover several Silly Cow favourites in one go
Who We Supply
We work closely with farm shops, delis and independent retailers across the UK, helping you bring excitement, variety and personality to your cheese offering. Whether you're looking to refresh your range, bulk buy cheese for the season ahead or introduce something completely new, Silly Cow offers a distinctive, memorable alternative that keeps customers coming back for more.
Join the Herd – Become a Stockist
Ready to stock Silly Cow? Opening a trade account is simple:
1) Get in touch: complete our account opening form or request the full wholesale brochure with product codes and trade prices.
2) Build your range: we'll help you choose the right mix of truckles, wheels, biscuits, chutneys and gifting for your customers.
3) Stock up and stand out: retail-ready products with the shelf appeal to match
FAQs
Our trade range covers 200g waxed cheese truckles in 15 flavours, Full Moon (800g) and Half Moon (400g) selection wheels, 1kg rounds, cheese biscuits and oatcakes, chutneys and jams, plus hampers and cheese and wine gift boxes.
Complete the "Join the Herd" account opening form on this page or request our wholesale brochure. We'll send you product codes, trade terms and everything you need to get started.
Bold flavours nobody else is doing, from Truffle and Charcoal Cheddar to Carolina Reaper, wrapped in playful branding that stands out on any shelf. It's a range designed to taste great and sell well, backed by a team that genuinely cares about its stockists.
Absolutely, that's how they're designed. Cheeses, biscuits, chutneys and gifting naturally complement each other, making it easy to build an attractive, complete cheeseboard offering that customers can mix, match and enjoy.
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